Hi, I’m Kirk.

And I’m a fucking idiot.

By getting that out-of-the-way, right up front, maybe we can mute the inevitable “what the hell do you know about anything?” criticism of what follows.

CRITICAL READER
What the hell do you know about anything?

KIRK
Hey, I’m a fucking idiot.
(whispers)
And I don’t know shit.

(Okay, so maybe I do know shit, but let’s start there as a baseline.)

And please forgive me for using this format; I’m a reformed screenwriter, and everything else looks… well, weird to me. (Hey, type thousands upon thousands of words in a stultifyingly structured format & see what that does to your head.)

October 7, 2023

Hi, I’m Kirk.

And I’m a fucking idiot.

By getting that out-of-the-way, right up front, maybe we can mute the inevitable “what the hell do you know about anything?” criticism of what follows.

CRITICAL READER
What the hell do you know about anything?

KIRK
Hey, I’m a fucking idiot.
(whispers)
And I don’t know shit.

(Okay, so maybe I do know shit, but let’s start there as a baseline.)

And please forgive me for using a typewriter font; I’m a reformed screenwriter, and everything else looks weird to me. (Hey, go type thousands upon thousands of words in a stultifyingly structured format & see what that does to your head.)

October 7, 2023

October 7, 2023

October 5, 2023

shhhhh


This is a test to see if I did this right

Again

shhhhh

October 5, 2023